What's up, Doc?

1. oil  down
2. gas down
3. soft commodities down
4. hard commodities down
5. treasury yield down
6. mortgage rates down
7. consumer confidence down
8. employment down
9. equities down
10. interest rates down
11. global economy down
12. euros down
13. Indymac down and gone
14. pending home sales down
15. Lehman down and gone
16. Freddie, Fannie down
17. Bear Stearns down & gone
18. retail sales down
19. homeownership down
20. AIG down
21. baltic dry index crashed
22. Fortis down
23. Bradford & Bingley down
24. Sun Country Airlines gone
25. Wachovia gone

(now that sounds like a whole bunch of reasons to buy stocks)